So I just read this on my friend’s facebook profile and I thought it was pretty funny…
A man decided to write a book on churches in America. He started by flying to San Francisco, thinking he would work his way East from there.
Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on a wall in the vestibule and was intrigued by a sign that read, “$10,000 per minute”. Seeking out the pastor, he asked about the phone and sign. The pastor answered that the golden phone was, in fact, a direct line to heaven, and if he was willing to pay the price he could talk directly to God.The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Salt Lake City, Denver, Chicago, Philadelphia, and across the United States, he found more such phones, each with the same sign and a similar explanation from the pastor. Finally, the man arrived in the great state of Texas. Upon entering a church in Dallas, he found the usual golden telephone. But, to his amazement, the sign at this particular church read, “Calls: 25 cents”.
Fascinated, the man asked to speak with the pastor.
“Reverend,” he said, “I have been in cities all across this nation. In each church I have found this golden phone, and every pastor has told me that I could use it to speak directly to heaven… But in every other church, the sign has read $10,000 per minute. Your sign says it’s only 25 cents a call… Why is that?”
The pastor, smiling kindly, replied:
“Son, you’re in Texas now, and it’s a local call.”